Ryan
"Gossip Queen"
Most Wired
Most Likely to Proclaim, "Poop on a stick!"
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Que Anh
Most Likely to Be Attacked by Killer Bees
Most Likely to Kick My Ass
Most Likely to Command the Marine Corps (only at night)
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Meredith
Best Pie Eater
Most Likely to Still Be Smiling Despite Only One Hour of Sleep in Six
Days
Most Likely to Run Across Her State (the Long Way!)
Most Likely to Get Lost in a Crowd of Two
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Michelle
Most Environmentally Sound
Most Likely to Sleep Through the Apocalypse
Most Likely to Launch an Ambush by Night
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Anya
Most Likely to Spontaneously Mutate Into an Ant
Most Likely to Repeat "No no no!"
Most Likely to Be Found at a Cafe
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Suneil
Most Nomadic
Most Likely To Fix Software Bugs By Grinning Wickedly
Most Like To Walk With Hands In Underarms
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Eric
Least Recognizable After a Haircut
Least Likely to Own a Dictionary
Most Likely to Talk Us to Death
Most Likely to Accept Candy as Charity
Least Likely To Decline Food
Best Shadow Boxer
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Tim
Most Likely to Revive Phrases from the 1600s
Most In Need of a Haircut
Sexiest Sock Tan Line
Best Future Investment
Most Moded
#1 Biggest Consumer of Mountain Dew
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Tiffany
a.k.a. Smuckers - Goes Best With Jiff Peanut Butter
Most Colorful Nerd
Most Likely to Cite Scientific American
Most Obsessed With Mille Bornes
Most Desperate To Not Doze Off
Most Likely to Volunteer, Period.
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Noël
Most Likely to Conquer the World
Most Likely to Appear as an Extra in Star Wars
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Solomon
Best Michael Jackson Impersonator
Most Likely to Say "Word!"
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Orges
Most Zealous Missionary for Utopia
Most Likely to Have His City Totaled by Meteorites
Best Mosher
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Danny
Best Napper
Most Nocturnal
Future Editor of Scientific American
Most Likely to Solve a Rubik's Cube in a Pretzel
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Bertrand
Biggest Cookie Monster
Most Likely to Put "You Suck!" In the Dictionary
Most Dangerous Chest Bumps
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Matt
Most Likely to Open for Weezer
Most Likely to Eat Coffee From the Jar
Most Likely to Get Cookie Poisoning
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Abby
Best Flower Impersonation
Most Likely to Slay a Vampire
Least Likely to Eat
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Justin
Most Fashionably Late
Most Damn Good Looking (Or So He Thinks!)
The Fairest of Them All
Most Likely to Actually Iron His Clothes
Best Eyebrow Raiser
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Chinmay
Best Godfather
Best Dealer
Best Trash Talker
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Jake
Best "Pimp Daddy"
Most Sarcastic Tongue
Most Likely to Blow Crap Up
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Huy
Most Likely to Eat
Champion Drooler
Most Likely to Piss Danny Off
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Mika
Most Likely to Own 20 SSP Shirts
Most Obsessed With Celestial Spheres
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Lisa
Most Likely to Stay Awake During Lecture
Most Likely to Take Successful Blackmail Photos
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Will
Most Infectious and Recognizable Laughter
Most Philosophical
Hair Most Like a Lawn
Most Likely to Contradict the Teacher
Most Likely to Injure Himself Break-Dancing
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Chris
Fuzziest
Most Dangerous
Biggest Stockpile of Food
Least Likely to Use His First Name
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Que Anh & Bertrand
Most Likely to Have Burt's Backside Kicked
Most Likely to Elope
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Anya & Chris
Most Last-Minute Couple
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Justin & Meredith
Least Likely To Elope To Rhode Island
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Dr. Mark Hammergren
Mostly Likely to Exhaust the World's Supply of Mountain Dew
Greatest Enemy of Celestial Spheres
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Dr. Tracy Furutani
Most Basically, He Has No Tricks
Most Likely to Get Beaten
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Henry Kim
Most Likely to Be Mistaken for Barney
Most Likely to Speak Softly and Carry a Big Stick
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Madison Compton
Most Maniacal Driver
Champion Telescope Handyman
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Sayuri Desai
Least Likely to Drive Like A Maniac
Most Likely to Not Eat That
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Aditi Chandra
Well, Like, Most Fun to Imitate, OK?
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Amy Barr
Hands Down, Most Sarcastic
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