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My first name is meant to be the name of some ancient Illyrian prince, meaning "glorious one" or "proud one" or some other crap my mom may have invented. |
| nicknames | Orgy, among others |
| significant other (ssp roomate) | Suneil |
| birthdate | born on July 31, 1983, as a Leo |
| school | Stanford University
Just graduated from The Bronx High School of Science |
| languages | I speak, more-or-less fluently, Albanian, English, Italian, and Spanish |
| ssp team/asteroid | Team 3 | 8 Flora |
| liked best about ssp | I met the most amazing group of people. I swear, I could never put into words what you guys meant to me for that five-week period. Like, my view on just about everything was somehow affected. |
| ssp gripes | None, really. I wouldn't change a thing. |
| favorite ssp pasttimes | Utopia, playing Matt's guitar (well, "playing") |
| favorite ojai hangout | I loved the used book store. So much fun stuff to look at. I got all these P. J. O'Rourke books, and a rare Matt Groening pre-Simpsons book. |
| most memorable ssp moments | When I hid that dude's body in the basement, and almost got caught by one of the TA's, but I was able to play it off nicely....No wait. You must mean non-imaginary. I dunno, they were all great, I guess, but I'd probably have to say the making of the mix tape at the Yurt. Sigh... |
| ssp's personal significance | It got me this really cool t-shirt. I dunno, guys, it did mean a lot, but I just ain't good with words. |
| words for potential ssp applicants | Dudes/dudettes, rock on! And do your homework early, like, the first day you get it. |
| survival tips for future sspers | Bring a blanket. Being from NY, I thought "California!! Yeah, who needs anything warm?" You won't believe how chilly it gets at night. |
| stuff i'm glad i brought to ssp | My music. |
| stuff i wish i'd brought | A bigger, better, stronger flashlight. |
| favorite lecture | : I loved the one about the things I couldn't understand. It was so much fun falling asleep. And I really hated the one I liked, cuz I missed it when I fell asleep. |
| preferred ssp snack | Granola bars, Doritos, other people's food, apples. |
| color of my ssp shirt | Some sort of blue. |
| celebrity i listed on poster | Metallica!!! |
| leadership positions | I lead the local gangs in gun battles over drug-distribution territory. That's leadership, right? |
| possible major/career | I'm thinking engineering (either mechanical or electrical, or both "si you tengo los cojones"), and then business school, and then CEO at some big place, making millions. And then I could go ahead with my plan to forever kill Spiderman. |
| according to my master plan, in 10 years i'll be... | In a cubicle, making copies. Or just showing off my Bentley at the High School reunion. There's some pricks I'd really love to rub it in to. |
| hobbies/pasttimes | I mosh, constantly. There's no excuse for not moshing. Broken limbs, you say? You're not a man! There's nothing like the pure joy and freedom that moshing brings. Whether you're at a concert, or just blasting some tunes from your car stereo at the McDonald's parking lot, a good pit will always make things better. Good mosh-pitting! Oh, and I also watch TV. A lot. |
| favorite authors | I like Clive Cussler, Dennis Lehane, P. J. O'Rourke, George Carlin, Eric Collins, and countless others. |
| tv shows/ movies | I don't care what people say, "Jackass" is crazy, wicked fun. There's nothing on TV like the Simpson family. And no one gets me riled up like an Evangelist asking for money. |
| pets | I hate animals. No, I don't hate them, I just wouldn't keep them in my house. And they better keep an inch or two out of kicking distance. |
| favorite food | Chinese. I just love the way it tastes. Lately, I've also been getting into cannibalism. Nothing like the hunt, the chase, the catch, the kill, the slaughter, and then the cookout. |
| places i've been/lived | Albania, all over New York, Rhode Island, California, and all sorts of places in between. |
| where i'd like to go | Back to my homeland |
| sports | Soccer, until Abbey kicked my ass, like, really handed it to me, and I also swim a lot. |
| colours | Anything, really, as long as it doesn't clash with my shoes. teehee |
| number | 666, the number of the beast. |
| Coke or Pepsi? | Dude, Coke, definitely. Pepsi is a Democrat's drink. Geez. |
| quotes | :"Be yourself, by yourself, stay away from me"
"Don't fake your life Inhale it and then you'll know yourself" |
| most triumphant moment | Again, I don't have one such moment, but moments worth mentioning are: The time when I started the biggest pit at the Rammstein show, and then got this chain of dudes to run from one corner to the other, making it bigger. And any time I have come out on top in a fight, of wits or otherwise. |
| most embarassing moment | This one time, at band camp...No, no, no. I tend to blush a lot though, and people find it cute to point at me when I'm blushing and saying things like "Look, he's blushing!", which only makes it worse. And it just keeps going like an avalanche. I thinkg it's embarrassing, esp. when you're trying to put on this tough guy image of yourself in order to impress a girl, and at the first mention of, say, breast enhancement sugery, you find yourself going bright red. Damn. Why can't I stop doing that? |
| pet peeve | I hate euphemisms with a passion. The English langauage is complicated enough as it is, we don't need to call things what they're not. Or people. |
| craziest thing i've done | I am not lying about this. This is true. Any of the other things I posted above may have been blown out of proportion, but this is true. I once drove a Dodge Viper at 120! Crazy? Why, yes. Yes I am. |
| surprising facts about me | I am a very caring, compassionate guy. I am sensitive, and I may even have a feeling or two in me. It shocks people. |
| anything else i'd like to say | No, this is enough of a legacy. |