(10:47:40 PM) You have just entered room "ssp chat2."
(10:47:49 PM) mrcdplayer has entered the room.
(10:47:50 PM) AzNJuKa has entered the room.
madwingnut (10:47:54 PM): hi guys!
AzNJuKa (10:48:00 PM): hey
madwingnut (10:48:11 PM): where were you?
AzNJuKa (10:48:12 PM): oh no...was tongight the chat?
AzNJuKa (10:48:13 PM): shoot
mrcdplayer (10:48:25 PM): how was the laker game?
AzNJuKa (10:48:41 PM): good! they won mauahahaha
madwingnut (10:48:45 PM): hehe, somebody's losing his memory...and you said i was the old fart
AzNJuKa (10:48:46 PM): we were the very top seats
madwingnut (10:48:52 PM): kewl
AzNJuKa (10:48:52 PM): =P u still are
madwingnut (10:49:13 PM): i don't like that image...being an amorphous cloud of aged methane
madwingnut (10:49:22 PM): just doesn't appeal to me somehow
AzNJuKa (10:50:01 PM): eeewww
AzNJuKa (10:50:09 PM): thanx. were a lot of people here for the chat?
madwingnut (10:50:11 PM): rotfl
madwingnut (10:50:23 PM): no, sadly. pretty dismal showing
mrcdplayer (10:50:31 PM): yeah. you gotta come next time
AzNJuKa (10:50:35 PM): aww. sorry.
madwingnut (10:50:49 PM): ryan, chris, tim, then chris and tim left...then later anya and meredith came
mrcdplayer (10:50:55 PM): you'd draw them like a hot looking chick would draw all the guys at my school
madwingnut (10:51:09 PM): hmmm...including the guys?
mrcdplayer (10:51:27 PM): yep. the guys including the guys
mrcdplayer (10:51:28 PM): :-)
madwingnut (10:51:46 PM): sounds like justin has some strange magnetic properties...
madwingnut (10:51:55 PM): should do a battery of tests on him
AzNJuKa (10:52:06 PM): oooh no way
AzNJuKa (10:52:09 PM): the mystery is half the draw
mrcdplayer (10:52:33 PM): brb. gotta take out my contacts
madwingnut (10:52:39 PM): but the goal of a scientist is to explain mysteries whether it ruins everything or not
madwingnut (10:52:43 PM): :P
madwingnut (10:53:24 PM): got the new issue of Scientic American today! woohoo!
AzNJuKa (10:53:30 PM): haha any quotes?
madwingnut (10:53:43 PM): not yet...
madwingnut (10:53:54 PM): but i remember an interesting one from a back issue..
madwingnut (10:54:22 PM): a higher percentalge of ppl who speak tonal languages (like chinese, vietnamese, etc) have perfect pitch
mrcdplayer (10:54:27 PM): back
mrcdplayer (10:54:32 PM): i spoke a tonal language
madwingnut (10:54:38 PM): past tense?
mrcdplayer (10:54:38 PM): my pitch sucks!
mrcdplayer (10:54:49 PM): yeah. way back when i lived in the far east
madwingnut (10:55:02 PM): really?
mrcdplayer (10:55:04 PM): where their idea of a fishstick is a fish literally impaled on a stick
mrcdplayer (10:55:06 PM): uh huh
madwingnut (10:55:12 PM): are you pulling my leg again?
AzNJuKa (10:55:22 PM): what are u talking about
mrcdplayer (10:55:23 PM): no. i only do it once
mrcdplayer (10:55:25 PM): to see if i can
AzNJuKa (10:55:27 PM): chris lived in taiwan
AzNJuKa (10:55:32 PM): and then in vietnam
AzNJuKa (10:55:34 PM): didnt u?
mrcdplayer (10:55:37 PM): uh huh
madwingnut (10:55:40 PM): you guys are collaborating
mrcdplayer (10:55:40 PM): fish sticks
madwingnut (10:55:43 PM): lol
madwingnut (10:56:03 PM): you spoke taiwanese and vietnamese too?
mrcdplayer (10:56:04 PM): fine. just dismiss the fact that i moved here when i was in 5th gradde
madwingnut (10:56:16 PM): where were u born?
mrcdplayer (10:56:17 PM): and cantonese too
mrcdplayer (10:56:27 PM): atlanta
mrcdplayer (10:56:32 PM): georgia
madwingnut (10:56:54 PM): the south? wow. where did you like living best?
mrcdplayer (10:57:09 PM): Vietnam
mrcdplayer (10:57:14 PM): their fishticks were the best!
mrcdplayer (10:57:32 PM): American fishsticks have no flavor. plus, that deep fried stuff is bad for you
madwingnut (10:57:33 PM): hehe
madwingnut (10:57:54 PM): you mean fish on a stick? not poop? ryan would want to try that
(10:58:17 PM) aznantzy has entered the room.
aznantzy (10:58:27 PM): now the chat is revived
mrcdplayer (10:58:29 PM): and those Taiwanese fishsticks have too much MSG
mrcdplayer (10:58:57 PM): atlanta has good okra though
mrcdplayer (10:59:01 PM): but i forget what it is
mrcdplayer (10:59:08 PM): it's kinda like slimy peas
madwingnut (10:59:19 PM): mmmm...sounds good
madwingnut (10:59:26 PM): j/k
madwingnut (10:59:30 PM): hi anya! welcome back
aznantzy (10:59:48 PM): for a while it was just me and meredith
madwingnut (11:00:04 PM): did one of u save the transcript?
aznantzy (11:00:25 PM): well, I went off and left meredith on
aznantzy (11:00:34 PM): maybe she saved it
aznantzy (11:00:54 PM): after you left, we couldn't figure out how to invite people to the chat
AzNJuKa (11:00:59 PM): hehe ooh was there some lesbianism there?
madwingnut (11:01:13 PM): oh, poor chris!
mrcdplayer (11:01:29 PM): ha ha ha
mrcdplayer (11:01:33 PM): justin enjoys it though
madwingnut (11:01:46 PM): i didn't know justin was a girl!!
madwingnut (11:01:51 PM): that explains everything!!!
AzNJuKa (11:02:05 PM): wait...wha? chris likes that too
mrcdplayer (11:02:10 PM): oh nice try
mrcdplayer (11:02:16 PM): redirecting the finger of blame
mrcdplayer (11:02:27 PM): but i'm not like that... i'm a gentleman
AzNJuKa (11:02:55 PM): oh SURE u are
madwingnut (11:03:00 PM): and according to bertrand, i'm a "ke"--neither he nor she
madwingnut (11:03:24 PM): show up at the mens and women's restrooms..."where's the middle door?"
mrcdplayer (11:03:24 PM): but you live close to San Francisco
mrcdplayer (11:03:27 PM): that's excusable
mrcdplayer (11:03:36 PM): where every day is Halloween
madwingnut (11:03:39 PM): rightyo...can't ever tell with ppl around here
madwingnut (11:03:45 PM): oh here's the last CA quote
madwingnut (11:04:22 PM): "[Californians are] variously described as hot-tub-soaking,tofu-consuming effete embracing the off-beat, worshipping the weird. "--Jess Marlow, KNBC TV News, Los Angeles August 18, 1995
AzNJuKa (11:04:55 PM): well so i am
mrcdplayer (11:05:07 PM): i like that hot-tub stuff
mrcdplayer (11:05:11 PM): i could dig that
mrcdplayer (11:05:13 PM): but no lesbianism
madwingnut (11:05:17 PM): well so she is, that "justin"
AzNJuKa (11:06:05 PM): hey...most guys dig lesbianism
madwingnut (11:06:06 PM): wait---i know anya could figure it out. she went to that drag place in the philippines ;)
AzNJuKa (11:06:14 PM): with chris, tho...he's kinda "ambiguous"
AzNJuKa (11:06:21 PM): if u know what i mean
AzNJuKa (11:06:23 PM): sorry to break it, anya
AzNJuKa (11:06:35 PM): his night job and all...did he ever mention who he's escorting?
madwingnut (11:06:44 PM): really? that must be why there is so much interest in mercy girls... we are "all lesbians" as everyone knows
mrcdplayer (11:06:49 PM): i already told you
mrcdplayer (11:06:55 PM): i'm not gonna take your money to escort you!
madwingnut (11:06:59 PM): lol
aznantzy (11:07:52 PM): while I was writing a response to ryan's e-mail it seems like you guys have been having a very interesting conversation
madwingnut (11:08:05 PM): oh, no, just the usual talk
mrcdplayer (11:08:07 PM): it's always interesting when the C-dawg is around
aznantzy (11:08:08 PM): according to chris' sister, he like guys
AzNJuKa (11:08:23 PM): well...see?
AzNJuKa (11:08:26 PM): didnt i tell u
madwingnut (11:08:29 PM): guys named "keith" must be especially attractive
AzNJuKa (11:08:31 PM): and she should know too
AzNJuKa (11:08:39 PM): wait..wait...anya, that means...*gasp!*
mrcdplayer (11:08:49 PM): yes, of course
mrcdplayer (11:08:52 PM): you've found out all know
mrcdplayer (11:08:58 PM): now!
mrcdplayer (11:09:23 PM): anya, i plan to run away with my gay lover, Lance Froo-tay
madwingnut (11:09:34 PM): rotfl
mrcdplayer (11:09:38 PM): and live on our exotic island in the Indonesian islands
aznantzy (11:09:39 PM): I thought your dream guy was darien, aka marionberry
aznantzy (11:09:53 PM): might I suggest thialand. their beaches are fantastic
mrcdplayer (11:10:10 PM): and launch coconut monkeys at the Phillipines at morning, noon, 3, dinner, and night
mrcdplayer (11:10:20 PM): and 6 times a day during Ramadan
aznantzy (11:10:25 PM): philippines are good too. there, you can be openly gay
madwingnut (11:10:31 PM): lol
AzNJuKa (11:10:32 PM): well he is
aznantzy (11:10:32 PM): ramadan? why?
AzNJuKa (11:10:36 PM): muahaha
aznantzy (11:10:39 PM): it's a catholic country
AzNJuKa (11:10:39 PM): cause they have to fast
mrcdplayer (11:10:49 PM): i dunno. just seemed like a good time to launch coconut monkeys
AzNJuKa (11:10:53 PM): well chris is muslim
AzNJuKa (11:10:56 PM): arent u?
aznantzy (11:11:02 PM): in his atheistic way
mrcdplayer (11:11:13 PM): well, i've always admired islam
AzNJuKa (11:11:16 PM): for some reason i thought u were...
AzNJuKa (11:11:26 PM): oh were u just leaning towards it?
aznantzy (11:11:27 PM): whoa. really?
mrcdplayer (11:11:28 PM): yeah. i thought about converting for a while
mrcdplayer (11:11:36 PM): uh huh
mrcdplayer (11:11:49 PM): cuz my grandma on my mom's side is islamic
mrcdplayer (11:11:55 PM): and she took me to a mosque once
mrcdplayer (11:12:00 PM): and it was cool. i felt fuzzy inside
AzNJuKa (11:12:05 PM): wow. that is cool.
aznantzy (11:12:09 PM): don't you always?
mrcdplayer (11:12:12 PM): and, i mean, i have all this spare time
AzNJuKa (11:12:13 PM): have u tried reading the koran?
mrcdplayer (11:12:18 PM): only when i don't wash my hair
mrcdplayer (11:12:22 PM): my grandma gave me a copy
madwingnut (11:12:25 PM): that was random
mrcdplayer (11:12:28 PM): i thought about bringning it to SSP
mrcdplayer (11:12:38 PM): but it wouldn't fit in my suitcase
mrcdplayer (11:12:47 PM): plus, i didn't think i had time to read it
AzNJuKa (11:12:54 PM): hehe u didnt. just ask anya.
mrcdplayer (11:12:54 PM): Random is my second middle name
madwingnut (11:13:01 PM): if u can throw monkeys to the philippines, surely you could just throw to book to ojai
aznantzy (11:13:02 PM): i heard that they try to keep translations down to a minimum because then you might lose the full meaning of it
madwingnut (11:13:09 PM): oh wow you have a looong name
madwingnut (11:13:18 PM): Chris Danger Keith Random Day
madwingnut (11:13:21 PM): CDKRD
mrcdplayer (11:13:26 PM): indigenous peoples too
mrcdplayer (11:13:33 PM): CDIPKRD
AzNJuKa (11:13:33 PM): yeah they do keep translation down
aznantzy (11:13:34 PM): you for the columbus indigenous people's part
AzNJuKa (11:13:44 PM): supposed to read it in arabic if u can
mrcdplayer (11:13:54 PM): oh, i have my grandma translate
aznantzy (11:14:02 PM): she know arabic?
madwingnut (11:14:04 PM): Chris Danger Indigenous Peoples Keith Random Day...now say that 20 times really fast
madwingnut (11:14:08 PM): brb
mrcdplayer (11:14:11 PM): you would think that i would have great pitch with all them languages
mrcdplayer (11:14:12 PM): i did
mrcdplayer (11:14:16 PM): that was real fast
madwingnut (11:14:16 PM): while i untwist my tongue
aznantzy (11:15:13 PM): bye you guys!
mrcdplayer (11:15:20 PM): aww...
mrcdplayer (11:15:22 PM): :-(
mrcdplayer (11:15:29 PM): "talk to you soon!"
aznantzy (11:15:33 PM): hahaha
aznantzy (11:15:36 PM): bye!
(11:15:38 PM) aznantzy has left the room.
madwingnut (11:16:44 PM): even justin's damn good feminin looks couldn't keep her here
AzNJuKa (11:18:06 PM): feminine? ouch! hehehe
madwingnut (11:18:39 PM): wow...i've been thinking in french so often i don't know how to spell in english anymore
madwingnut (11:19:16 PM): gee now that we know the secret of your damn good looks...
madwingnut (11:19:40 PM): you might as well start dressing the part. i think a bikini would become you well...
AzNJuKa (11:19:50 PM): ooh i'll borrow chris' bikini
madwingnut (11:20:11 PM): haha
mrcdplayer (11:20:35 PM): ...
mrcdplayer (11:21:18 PM): oh yeah?
mrcdplayer (11:21:28 PM): well... jo mamma!
madwingnut (11:25:25 PM): hey remember to fill out the website survey and personal profile
madwingnut (11:25:32 PM): anyone seen danny online?
mrcdplayer (11:25:49 PM): nope. last i heard he was looking for plane tix to Seattle
madwingnut (11:26:55 PM): i'm wondering if we should do the raffle another time
mrcdplayer (11:27:26 PM): what's hte poster of this time?
madwingnut (11:27:58 PM): beats me...i'm out of posters. now it's danny's job. sayuri has some too, but she hasn't responded to my email
madwingnut (11:28:14 PM): i actually just sent out aditi's poster today...tookme long enuf :)
mrcdplayer (11:28:23 PM): i think we should raffle off cardboard cutouts of me
mrcdplayer (11:28:29 PM): then people would come to the chats more often
madwingnut (11:28:55 PM): no let's raffle off justin
madwingnut (11:29:32 PM): then everybody will be there on time
mrcdplayer (11:29:38 PM): yeah! let's raffle off justin
madwingnut (11:30:20 PM): ok, he hasn't objected yet, so i guess that's a yes!
AzNJuKa (11:30:27 PM): wait...
madwingnut (11:30:35 PM): i think the recipient will have to pay for shipping & handling tho
AzNJuKa (11:30:46 PM): no cardboard cutout can capture the true beauty of me!
AzNJuKa (11:30:47 PM): =P
madwingnut (11:30:51 PM): would you prefer bubble wrap or styrofoam?
madwingnut (11:31:01 PM): oh no, we meant raffling off you as in YOU!
madwingnut (11:31:14 PM): personally
AzNJuKa (11:31:27 PM): OH
AzNJuKa (11:31:35 PM): well then it depends who wins the raffle
AzNJuKa (11:31:36 PM): hehehe
AzNJuKa (11:31:42 PM): and how much pay i get...hint, hint
madwingnut (11:32:40 PM): i suppose if a girl won you'd say no...now that we know your secret
AzNJuKa (11:32:59 PM): ooh...wait chris was the gay one.
mrcdplayer (11:33:03 PM): what if she were a lesbian chick?
madwingnut (11:33:30 PM): but you're the girl, cal
madwingnut (11:34:04 PM): i hope meredith won't mind...how much can we pay her off for?
AzNJuKa (11:35:06 PM): well if she wins the raffle...
madwingnut (11:35:19 PM): or we could give her a lifetime supply of books
madwingnut (11:35:24 PM): :P
mrcdplayer (11:35:51 PM): i think for it to be fair
mrcdplayer (11:36:01 PM): we split justin into 10 equal parts
madwingnut (11:36:06 PM): rotfl
mrcdplayer (11:36:15 PM): and raffle off each of these parts
madwingnut (11:36:25 PM): why just ten?
mrcdplayer (11:36:28 PM): i don't want his scalp. it's too much trouble to take care of
mrcdplayer (11:36:35 PM): all that gelling and combing all hte time
mrcdplayer (11:36:39 PM): ugh. what a hassle
AzNJuKa (11:36:43 PM): there are only 9 girls
madwingnut (11:36:45 PM): HEY--"just ten"..."justin"...WOW
AzNJuKa (11:36:48 PM): did u want a part?
madwingnut (11:37:02 PM): who me? *looks around in surprise*
AzNJuKa (11:37:02 PM): i've told u before, chris, i dont swing ur way
madwingnut (11:37:07 PM): I'm a ke, remember?
AzNJuKa (11:37:25 PM): heeh i was referring to chris but...thats interesting too =P
madwingnut (11:37:38 PM): ah, another misunderstanding
mrcdplayer (11:39:02 PM): s'okay. i already as much of you as i need
mrcdplayer (11:39:22 PM): i figure, with the genetic material i swiped from you
madwingnut (11:39:27 PM): we'd have to get him new clothes to fit his...i mean, her...slimmer figure after the slicing
mrcdplayer (11:39:33 PM): from SSP, i can make Justin en vitro
mrcdplayer (11:39:38 PM): and sell'em to girls
mrcdplayer (11:39:42 PM): at exorbitant prices
madwingnut (11:39:43 PM): rofl
AzNJuKa (11:40:09 PM): or a cologne and sell it to guys. theyd be irresistable.
madwingnut (11:40:15 PM): suddenly everywhere you look, there's another justin around the corner
mrcdplayer (11:40:28 PM): "justin's juice": a fragrance for pimps
madwingnut (11:40:43 PM): a formidable competitor for cK
madwingnut (11:40:51 PM): cal ;)
AzNJuKa (11:42:13 PM): =P
AzNJuKa (11:43:39 PM): chris is quiote the hot commodity at his school, or so i hear, tho
mrcdplayer (11:43:46 PM): at my school
madwingnut (11:43:49 PM): really? tell me more...
mrcdplayer (11:44:03 PM): but not everywhere else. i make myself available only to a privelaged few
mrcdplayer (11:44:12 PM): but justin's just ready to be raffled off
mrcdplayer (11:44:16 PM): to EVERYBODY
AzNJuKa (11:44:26 PM): haha the heights are a big region
AzNJuKa (11:44:33 PM): chris has got a few cities under his belt
AzNJuKa (11:44:44 PM): hehe so did she propse to u chris?
mrcdplayer (11:44:55 PM): nope. i've been blocking her
AzNJuKa (11:44:55 PM): chris, christina...wow the naes are quite similar too
AzNJuKa (11:45:00 PM): ouch
mrcdplayer (11:45:25 PM): yeah. give it some cooldown time
mrcdplayer (11:45:28 PM): and we'll see...
madwingnut (11:45:30 PM): who's christina? i hear gossip coming on...
madwingnut (11:45:34 PM): pray tell
AzNJuKa (11:45:40 PM): yeah chris pray tell
mrcdplayer (11:46:30 PM): only if you tell about Raylene, Yuki, and Pei first, justin
madwingnut (11:47:05 PM): damn...i'm surprised he...she...hasn't been pulled into ten pieces already
mrcdplayer (11:47:26 PM): that's cuz he hasn't given them weapons yett
mrcdplayer (11:48:09 PM): but i think they rather want him in one piece
mrcdplayer (11:48:26 PM): and so they'll Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon it out with each other before going after him
mrcdplayer (11:48:31 PM): but that's okay
madwingnut (11:48:43 PM): lol. i wanna get a look at that book...i'd like to learn how to fly
mrcdplayer (11:48:44 PM): i hear justin's quite hte martial artist with the pool cue
madwingnut (11:49:09 PM): explain
AzNJuKa (11:49:12 PM): lol not really...alrite chris, tell us about ur sadies dance and how u were taken 9 weeks in advance?
mrcdplayer (11:50:19 PM): yeah. that's kinda true
madwingnut (11:50:32 PM): ? *lost*
mrcdplayer (11:50:42 PM): fine fine. i concede. I'm a bigger pimp/better looking pimp than you could ever hope to be
AzNJuKa (11:51:03 PM): sadies dances are where the girls ask the guys
AzNJuKa (11:51:10 PM): and chris was taken 9 weeks in advance
AzNJuKa (11:51:17 PM): hehe no the girls are more desperate
madwingnut (11:51:17 PM): haha
AzNJuKa (11:51:22 PM): face it ours are better looking =P
madwingnut (11:51:40 PM): huh?
mrcdplayer (11:52:07 PM): that's true too
mrcdplayer (11:52:18 PM): that's why i do all my fishing as far away from school as possible
mrcdplayer (11:52:41 PM): because i theorize that my school is the galactic center of ugliness
mrcdplayer (11:52:51 PM): and that beauty can be found the further out you radiate
AzNJuKa (11:52:54 PM): hehe well u are there so...
AzNJuKa (11:53:01 PM): and i'm all the way out here!
AzNJuKa (11:53:03 PM): hahaha
madwingnut (11:54:10 PM): you go fishing?
mrcdplayer (11:54:44 PM): uh huh
mrcdplayer (11:54:50 PM): salmon is the best, i think
AzNJuKa (11:55:16 PM): how big are the fish?
mrcdplayer (11:55:18 PM): one time, i went deep sea fishing
mrcdplayer (11:55:35 PM): on one of htose boats that you rent. and it was my first time. my uncle took me
mrcdplayer (11:55:48 PM): and you have the big fishing poles attached to hte back of hte boat that drag behind
mrcdplayer (11:56:07 PM): anyway, i saw one of the poles tug. and i thought "how different could this be from regular fishing"
madwingnut (11:56:31 PM): did you have fish sticks afterward?
mrcdplayer (11:56:33 PM): except the fishes out in the sea can get upward of 70 pounds. and they're STRONG too. and sometimes you can catch sharks
madwingnut (11:56:42 PM): damn!
mrcdplayer (11:57:09 PM): ha ha ha. not this time. cuz when i picked up the pole, teh fish literally pulled me OUT OF THE BOAT!
mrcdplayer (11:57:32 PM): and i fell into the water. and everybody laughed. except i didn't really know how to swim. so i almost drowned.
AzNJuKa (11:57:48 PM): hahaha that is funny
mrcdplayer (11:57:49 PM): it's funny as i look back on it, but it honestly isn't my favorite memory in life
AzNJuKa (11:57:59 PM): i went fishing once around catalina
madwingnut (11:58:03 PM): omigod, for real? that's awful!
AzNJuKa (11:58:08 PM): my dad was with me and he got really, really seasick
madwingnut (11:58:14 PM): oh, so do i
AzNJuKa (11:58:21 PM): the whole time i was getting covered with scales he was turning green
AzNJuKa (11:58:33 PM): and yeah, chris, what u were saying happens a lot with novices
AzNJuKa (11:58:45 PM): this one guy lost his balance when he was fighting a fish
AzNJuKa (11:58:55 PM): and fell backwards into the deck. but it was all slippery
AzNJuKa (11:59:14 PM): and he couldnt get up easily...it was kinda funny because he was all squirming around...hehe he lost the fish too!
mrcdplayer (12:00:24 AM): oh, the trick to keeping a fish from squirming
mrcdplayer (12:00:30 AM): is that after you catch it, you club it
mrcdplayer (12:00:35 AM): until it... well... dies
mrcdplayer (12:00:55 AM): and that's why fishing is a "sport"
madwingnut (12:01:03 AM): lol
madwingnut (12:01:08 AM): i've been enlightened
mrcdplayer (12:01:21 AM): yeah. you have to have that killer instinct
madwingnut (12:01:45 AM): and i thought ppl fished b/c it was a chance to do nothing and relax...
AzNJuKa (12:01:53 AM): yeah. have u ever fished fish with teeth?
AzNJuKa (12:01:56 AM): i havent
AzNJuKa (12:02:05 AM): i heard they're kinda scary tho
mrcdplayer (12:02:29 AM): mmm... but it's not fun unless you're doing the whole scuba thing
mrcdplayer (12:02:39 AM): yeah. cuz you gotta use yourself as bait
mrcdplayer (12:02:59 AM): especially when you go to places with reef and stuff. like once when i was around vietnam
AzNJuKa (12:03:13 AM): dude u have to be careful of old mines around there
mrcdplayer (12:03:54 AM): i know. a lot of my grandparents' friends have relatives with amputated arms and legs
mrcdplayer (12:04:06 AM): anyway, aroudn the reefs there are lampreys and stuff
madwingnut (12:04:09 AM): yeow!
mrcdplayer (12:04:18 AM): and like leeches, they attach themselves to whatever swims around
madwingnut (12:04:28 AM): eeeew
mrcdplayer (12:04:31 AM): gnaw their way through your SCUBA suit or in a fish's case, his scales
mrcdplayer (12:04:35 AM): and feed on his insides
mrcdplayer (12:04:48 AM): so what you do is you swim around relaly slowly along the bottom near the coral
mrcdplayer (12:04:53 AM): and wait for lampreys to attack you
mrcdplayer (12:05:05 AM): then you and your swimming buddy have to kill teh think
mrcdplayer (12:05:14 AM): before it eats its way into the suit
mrcdplayer (12:05:19 AM): otherwise, you start bleeding
madwingnut (12:05:28 AM): ugh
mrcdplayer (12:05:33 AM): and that attracts more lampreys and sharks and stuff
AzNJuKa (12:05:40 AM): yeah they can smell blood
mrcdplayer (12:05:41 AM): it gives you quite a rush
AzNJuKa (12:05:46 AM): i bet it does
mrcdplayer (12:06:44 AM): hey, you live near the beach
mrcdplayer (12:06:46 AM): justin
mrcdplayer (12:06:54 AM): have you heard about that new place
mrcdplayer (12:07:03 AM): umm... on Venice Beach!
mrcdplayer (12:07:30 AM): where they found that grey whale
mrcdplayer (12:07:42 AM): well, near Venice Beach
AzNJuKa (12:07:43 AM): yeah i think so
AzNJuKa (12:07:50 AM): it was washed up right?
mrcdplayer (12:07:53 AM): uh huh
mrcdplayer (12:07:59 AM): and they brough tractors and stuff to pull him out
mrcdplayer (12:08:04 AM): and when they pushed him into the water
mrcdplayer (12:08:07 AM): he just came up again
mrcdplayer (12:08:11 AM): so they netted the area off
mrcdplayer (12:08:16 AM): and they're holding him "captive"
mrcdplayer (12:08:23 AM): and Greenpeace wants him released
mrcdplayer (12:08:33 AM): but nothing doing says Venice Beach officials
mrcdplayer (12:08:41 AM): cuz he's bringing lots of revenue
madwingnut (12:08:48 AM): awww
mrcdplayer (12:08:48 AM): like those street performers
mrcdplayer (12:08:53 AM): and it's turned into a big circus
madwingnut (12:08:56 AM): somebody paint him silver
mrcdplayer (12:09:03 AM): we should have our next SSP reunion there
madwingnut (12:09:39 AM): one time while hiking we encountered this nauseating stench
madwingnut (12:10:12 AM): when we got down to the beach we found a dead something...not really recognizable, but the animal had been beached and died
mrcdplayer (12:10:31 AM): was it big?
madwingnut (12:11:13 AM): size of a big otter or something
AzNJuKa (12:12:05 AM): oh. where was this?
madwingnut (12:12:22 AM): golden gate nat'l rec area...across the golden gate bridge
mrcdplayer (12:14:06 AM): hey guys, gtg
mrcdplayer (12:14:13 AM): i'll talk to you all later, alright?
AzNJuKa (12:14:18 AM): okay sounds good
AzNJuKa (12:14:20 AM): gnite
madwingnut (12:14:21 AM): k...bye!
mrcdplayer (12:14:27 AM): i know it's only early evening for you tiff, but i'm smuckered out
mrcdplayer (12:14:29 AM): ]ha ha ha
mrcdplayer (12:14:31 AM): g'night!
madwingnut (12:14:32 AM): :)
AzNJuKa (12:14:36 AM): tiff, i'm exiting, we can use IM hehe
(12:14:48 AM) AzNJuKa has left the room.
(12:14:57 AM) mrcdplayer has left the room.